Things That Are Different

so it's been a long time since i've written and i'm so sorry and all that and -

I am not dead. (just wanted to clear that up before we start anything else) I am alive and well, metaphorically wading through a dank misty swamp under the shadow of curling, twisted tree trunks that drip moss onto my head as I secure my blaster in one hand and my lightsaber in the other....wait what? Excuse me, that was leftover from May 4th.

Enter Chief Blog Topic:

Here's a list of things that most people don't usually think about, like/dislike, or even take the time to pay attention to. I particularly happen to dislike them, ranging on a scale of Han Solo - Leia Episode 5 dislike to a Anakin - Obi Wan Kenobi End Of Episode Three Epic Final Battle Where Anakin Turns Evil dislike.

1. Open doors
     I just really dislike the feeling that there's a passageway out of my space into another space...it makes me feel like there's too much open space.( It's worse if I can see the space and see out the door)

2. Things that float around in your drink and bump into your lip
     Like really? Does pulp in orange juice serve any purpose besides nutrition? Imagine treading water in the middle of the ocean while unseen sharks and the ocasional leviathen swim below you and de-magnified by 90x. That's me when there are minuscule objects in my drink.

3. Things made to dip in coffee
    You know those cookies that are extremely hard and flavorless, but are sold as "coffee dippers"? Well they're really the outcast cookies that fell in the fire and were baked solid and then scraped clean in the bakery. All they do is provide useless coffee-flavored texture to your palete until they fall to pieces and then...see above number.

4. People who talk like you over the internet
   People who pick up your internet mannerisms, emoticons, and expressions and use them. WHILE TALKING TO YOU. Really? Come on, get your own language.

That's all for right now, tune in next time for more Pictures and Stuff! Thanks! :D

[EDIT: there were no pictures in this post. fail on my part, it's too dark to take pictures right now anyway. sorry. kbye.]